本帖最后由 myclover 于 2010-10-19 07:37 编辑
此哥们儿去英国伯明翰开会，去了当地的桌游店，之前他信誓旦旦的跟老婆保证绝对不买新游戏，然后他带着一堆扩展回来了。扩展噢，不是“新游戏”！
Lie Told: "I totally promise I won't buy any new games. Honest to goodness, love."
Lie Exposed: I came home with Pandemic: On The Brink, Jambo Expansion and Farmers Of The Moor. All expansions, you see? No new games at all.
他得知有个geek要处理自己的收藏，免费赠送一些低值游戏，他实在忍不住。就跟老婆扯谎说要去和朋友打保龄。这事儿最后暴露了，当他努力把100多个新游戏从车上卸下来并弄进屋子里去的时候。
Lie Told: "Er...yeah. I'm going to Cheltenham on Monday to go bowling with some friends from work."
Lie Exposed: When I was attempting to unload the car and work out what to do with nearly a hundred 'new' games.
一个男人常说的谎：“我是为你买的，亲爱的。”女人的回答：“去你的！你从来不会买游戏给我！”
Lie Told: "But I bought it for YOU, dear!"
Lie Exposed: "You never buy games for me. But it is my favourite. Thank you!"
这孩子去了荷兰，买了几个游戏，回来跟老婆扯谎：“这是慈善义卖，你不会阻止我支持慈善吧？”这谎很容易戳穿：“好吧，哪个慈善机构？”
Lie Told: "It was an auction for charity. You wouldn't deprive me the opportunity to donate to charity, would you?"
Lie Exposed: "Which charity would that be, hmmm?"
为了一个渣游戏，怎么说呢？“这玩意儿BGG上排名巨高。”实际上只有两个人评价这游戏，其中一个人还是他自己。
Lie Told: "It's really highly ranked on BGG!"
Lie Exposed: It's actually only ever been rated by two people (including me) and is unranked.
这些玩意儿是什么？我……比赛得的…………骗人！
What the hell are these?I won... them in... a contest?No you didn't.
至少我没花钱在脱衣舞女和啤酒上啊！事实上25年来，我确实没花钱在脱衣舞女“和”啤酒上。只在啤酒上而已。
"At least I'm not blowing my money on strippers and beer!"And even after 25 years, I'm not. On strippers and beer. Just the beer.
