Women’s vocabulary
- Yes = No
- No = Yes
- Maybe = No
- We need = I want
- I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
- We need to talk = You’re in trouble
- Sure, go ahead = You’ll be dead meat
- Do what you want = You will pay for this later...
9. I am not upset = I’m close to exploding, you moron!
- You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men’s vocabulary
- Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
- I love you = Let’s have sex now
- I am bored = I’d like to have sex with you.
- May I have this dance? = Do you want to have sex?
- Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
- Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
- Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.
- I am sorry = I am sorry to have married you
- We need to talk = so you calm down, you hysterical nut.
- Do what you want = and I can watch sport
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WONDERFUL WORDS......
以上我觉得是大实话，
大家认为呢？？{:soso_e122:}
