转贴
“Why the chicken crossed the road?”
MONOPOLY: to cross the Start!
SETTLERS OF CATAN: to break her opponent’s longest road.
BANG!: to decrease her distance from the Sheriff.
CAN’T STOP: because she just didn’t manage to stop.
LUPUS IN TABULA: because she has something to hide.
TICKET TO RIDE: because she chose the wrong track.
LEONARDO DA VINCI: to be the first one.
RICOCHET ROBOT: because there was no wall to stop her.
OSTRAKON: why, according to you?
SUDOKU: because there was already a chicken on that road.
CAYLUS: to catch the provost.
POWER GRID: because it seems to be a shocking experience.
GIOCO DELL’OCA: it’s a matter of solidarity among feathered ones.
PRINCES OF FLORENCE: she was searching for inspiration.
GUILLOTINE: to wring her own neck!
CARABANDE: she was playing a live version of FROGGER.
DSCHAMAL: Chicken!!
附赠另一个笑话，关于游戏作者。
Knizia, Seyfarth and Teuber are on a plane... crashing!
Teuber opens the space with the parachutes: “Oh my! The Brigand has been
here, and robbed all the parachutes! There is only one left: who will take
it?”
Seyfarth: “It is not possible to assign it: as a matter of fact, we do not
have a way to resolve ties!”
Knizia: “Does this mean we have to discard it without assigning it?”
Teuber: “Maybe with a sheep and a wood I could build a new one...”
Seyfarth: “No... we have no sheeps, but we could manage to give the first one
who manages to take the parachute just a little advantage above the others...
”
Knizia: “No way! I obviously have the first class ticket and thus I will
decide!”
Teuber: “What if we see who has the longest road to reach the emergency exit?
”
Seyfarth: “Will we let the captain decide?”
Knizia: “All of you, stop! I just found a solution! Let’s change this
crashing-plane theme!”
